First lady Melania Trump—who five years ago asked, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”—is hosting open auditions for the White House’s upcoming Christmas celebration. Now we’re not saying that you should apply, get selected, and then not show up on the date of the actual performance … but if you wanted to, it would be pretty easy.

First lady Melania Trump’s office announced on Monday that it is accepting applications from volunteers interested in decorating the White House for Christmas. Residents from all 50 states are invited to apply,

Melania Trump has announced that she is seeking volunteers to help her decorate the White House and musicians to perform at the annual Christmas open houses